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February 6, 2014 Student Recipes


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Here, our students have been composing their own interesting recipes

Ingredients
2 snails with shells
4 large pieces of bogey
220g of squirrel saliva
100g of rat droppings
20 strands of monkey hair
400g of dog poo
Instructions
- Fry the snails in their shells in some petrol for 2 mins
- Mix together in a bowl, the bogey and squirrel saliva
- In a pot, add some water, rat droppings, strands of hair and all the other ingredients.
- Cook for 20 mins until the smell makes you want to throw up
- After 20 mins, stir in with a dirty wooden spoon the dog poo
- Serve with a bowl for throwing up in.

Ingredients
10 cups of dirty pond water
5 Snozzcumbers
3 Packs of slime (300g)
6 rotten fish heads
3 human brains
6 cups of lizard blood
Instructions
- Cut up the snozzcumbers finely
- Add the snozzcumbers to the pondwater
- Pour the slime into the mix
- Bake the fish heads in the oven for 360 mins at 1000000C
- Slice the brains and add the lizard’s blood, cook for 3 mins in the microwave
- Put all the ingredients in a pie dish and cook for 20 mins on a radiator
- Serve on a table without a plate.

Ingredients
300g of smelly dog poo
200g of slimy snail wee
100 cat whiskes
99 medium sized dead rats
5 cups of runny glue
10 small mice hearts
6 bear eyes
Preparation Method
- Bake the mice hearts for 2 hours at 19oC
- Fry the pig snouts in the slimy snail wee for 10 mins
- Boil the scary bear eyes and the glue for 20 mins
- Mix in a bowl, the smelly dog poo and the cat whiskers
- Bake the rats and sprinkle apples on them
- Put all the ingredients in a pie dish and cook for 5 mins.

Ingredients
x4 Raspberries
x2 Lemons
x6 pieces of Lamb
x6 smelly mushrooms
x4 Brussel sprouts
x10 bits of mucus
x14 slices of garlic bread
Instructions
- Spread the mucus on the bread
- Chop up the raspberries into little pieces and place them on top of the mucus
- Squeeze the lemons on top of the lamb and fry until cooked
- When the lamb is cooke, cut it into medium pieces and place it on the bread
- Crush up the smelly mushrooms and green Brussel sprouts and sprinkle it on to the bread
- Serve the sandwich without a plate.

Ingredients
100 pieces of chewed up bubblegum
150 cups of human saliva
24 poisonous black spiders
16 rats eyeballs
4 pots of my urine
5 pots of my stinky mouldy poo
Preparation Method
- Mix together the urine and the poo in the bowl
- Fry the rats guts for 2 hours then add to the poo mix
- Add the saliva and sprinkle on top, the chewed up bubble gum
- Deep fry the poisonous black spiders and add to the mix
- Put the ingredients in a dish and bake at 15C for 5 mins
- Serve the crumble in a dirty broken bowl.

Ingredients
100 strands of cat and dog hairs
10 4cm worms
2 dragon eye balls
117 sheep toe nails
90 cups of dirty smelly mud
14 dead large spiders
Instructions
- Bake the dragon eye balls in the oven for 4 hours at 400C
- In a pan, lay the strands of hair with the dead spiders
- In a bowl, mix together the mud and sheep toe nails
- Fry the worms in fish poo for 10 mins
- Mix all the ingredients together in a pie dish
- Cook the pie for 5 hours
- Serve the pie on a broken picture.

Ingredients
10o grams of pooey goo
8 rotten tomatoes
3 large dead frogs
4 medium grizzly bears
9 mice tails
3 grams of slimy cement
Instructions
- Boil the cement for 24 hours
- Chop up the mice tails and boil for 20 mins
- Bake the tomatoes for 1 hour at 1000C
- Cut up the bears and season them with dirt, dust and rubbish
- Boil the dead frogs in a saucepan with the pooey goo for 12 mins
- Put all the ingredients together in a pie dish
- Bake for 8 mins at 150C
- Serve in a dirty unsuitable dog bowl.

Ingredients
100g of snail slime
90g of dog saliva
4 cups pf rat urine
2 packs of human intestines
3 glasses of cat blood
4 packs of hairy monkey meat
Instructions
- In a saucepan, boil the snail slime and dog saliva for 3 mins
- Cook the intestines in the washing machine for 2 hours
- Add the rat urine and the cat blood to the saucepan
- Cut the monkey meat in to squares and grill for 1 minute
- Put all the ingredients into a pie dish and cook in the oven for 4 hours
- Serve the pie on a broken television.

Ingredients
10 cups of sticky gooey mud
5 grams of octopus tentacles
15 spoons of beetle juice
500 plops of Judoon’s diarrhoea
10 litres of mouldy orange juice
7 dead decaying horses
2 balls of rotten ken-key
Instructions
- Whisk the beetle juice for 10 minutes
- Fry the ken-key in the gooey mud
- Chop the horses into medium sized pieces
- Bake the diarrhoea at 40000c for 45 minutes
- Grill the Octopus tentacles and spray on some petrol sauce
- Mix in all the ingredients in a pot and cook from the heat of a light bulb for 96 minutes
- Serve on a broken iPad instead of a plate.

Ingredients
7 spider legs
2 cups of smelly snail blood
5 slimy monkey eyeballs
3 rotten tomatoes
2 tablespoons of dog poo
4 slices of mouldy bread
5 cups of decaying mud
Instructions
- Fry the dog poo for 20 mins
- Grill one of the eyeballs until it starts to melt
- Slice the spider legs into small pieces
- Boil the snail blood until it hardens
- Add one rotten tomato into a bowl and mix it with 2 cups of mud
- Fry the bread in the rest of the mud
- Mix all the ingredients into a pan and roast for 32 hours at 225C
- Serve in a sock on a dirty dusty floor.

Ingredients
6 cups of snake slime
400g of cat poo
600g of elephant brains
200 lizard eye balls
4 tins of rotten smelly tomatoes
1 mouldy cauliflower
4 big brussel sprouts
Instructions
- Bake the cauliflower for 5 hours at 1605544C
- Squash the sprouts in a bowl and mix in the cat poo
- Boil the eyeballs for 8 hours and then mix in the tomatoes
- Roll the snake slime with a rolling pin
- Fry the elephant brains with pepper salt and mouldy milk
- Put all the ingredients in a pie dish and bake them for 12 hours at 55670001000C.
- Serve on a dirty broken plate
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